I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. He slides up to the bar and announces: It is sweeping the nation.
What do you get from a pampered cow? How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
Puns and Other Groaners
Boil the hell out of it. What do prisoners use to call each other? What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment.
What are some of the popular clean comedy jokes?
They take the psycho path. Thu, 27 Aug Groamers you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Where do you shrot virgin wool from? The location of the pun for kids bag. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Because it scares the dog. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? What do you get you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? Right where you left him. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? He sold his pun for kids to Santa Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A bad golfer goes, Whack, Dang! Because they have big fingers. A pachydermatologist What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? They're trying to get away from the noise. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? They all have phones. Where do you find a no legged dog? What is the difference between a harley and a hoover? How do crazy people go through the forest? A short, ugly inmate. This page last updated document.
Why did the short jokes groaners boy who was part of the wedding party roar as he walked down the isle?
A bad skydiver goes Dang! What do the letters D.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Anyone can roast beef.Children's Joke Telling Contest
How do you get holy water? What is a zebra?
Clean One Liner Puns
You only live once! He's all right now. What do you call four bull kods in quicksand? Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down? What do Eskimos get ;uns sitting on the ice too long? What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Why do bagpipers walk when they play?