Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! His body jerks uncontrollably as he emits a series of deep, braying laughs that end with a little nasal honk. We didn't recognize that password reset code.
Aw dang, he actually did it! So what's your emergency? You just tried it. It got marmalaid Q: Normal say cock-a-doodle-doo. I am the principal's daughter! I was in in the public restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
Do you know who I am? Then said, "We have reached your destination". You didn't notice I missed fact 5. Who taught you that? Funny Joke When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
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The ground is part of nature. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
I almost died in Finding Nemo. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
The ugly one is winning. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die! Vote kickass if you're in the age zone of Vote lame if you are in the age zone of "Just joke english to see the age of most readers". He died of natural causes. The 3rd guy slapped the driver.
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Two girls are fighting over me! The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us! Alright, What is it? Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. Husband watching a video: I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your funny time. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date. The principal is so dumb!
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