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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?
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Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid? One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe? A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. If you rate joke, joke rating and position will change. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
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